My Drinking Problem
I participated in the crazy obstacle race 'The Warrior Dash' this morning for its inaugural event in Mt. Morris, Michigan, just north of Flint. The race has a lot of mud- I mean a LOT of mud- and 9 other 'warrior tests' including climbing cargo nets, shimmying down ropes, and leaping over fire. The atmosphere overall is sort of like an outdoor music festival crossed with a frat party gone awry, and although I can't think of anywhere else I might be able to catch Speedos, Santa Claus boxer shorts, Xena the Warrior Princess costumes and wedding gowns all in the same place, my fun was cut short by an extreme case of heat stroke shortly after I crossed the finish line.