Are you a member of the institution formerly known as Capital Community Credit Union — now a lump in the gullet of DFCU financial?
Are you currently experiencing the agony of trying to, one, remember all your direct payments, and, two, reroute them?
Do you long for the days when financial transactions involved sacks of grain and chickens?
Just now after waiting on hold for 20 minutes — all the while listening to excruciating DFCU commercials — I learned I couldn’t do what their letter promised me I could do by calling that number.



