In March ...? In Michigan ...? As Jackie Chiles, the “Seinfeld” lawyer, might say: "Outrageous, egregious, preposterous.”
I’ll admit it, I was tempted. I came home from a week in the Florida Keys, and Everglades, to find a
lush lawn that could have used a little trim. I even had freshly sharpened mower blades, ready to go. But I resisted. On principle. How about you?



